Footprints In The Custard Up Your Altar Lyrics

Let me express myself ever so graphically
Of kids prostrated on the altar so seductively
They drive me mad, they drive me wild, they make my habit
chafe
As long as I’m around no child alive is safe

Molesting kids taking them home it’s a dirty job but
someone’s got to do it
Swear to me that you’ll never falter and I’ll stick it
right up your altar
I’m a Catholic pious as hell but I love it when those
children yell None of the girls only the boys stick it in hard with
some room for toys

Wait for the bell to ring children flocking in
Hold them behind after class to engage in original sin
Don’t be scared don’t be afraid, what would Jesus do?
He’d bend over, a smile on his face, and wait for the
Holy Glue

Don’t you tell never grow old
Don’t you tell do as you’re told
Be my Peter Pan