Flo & Joan The 2016 Song Lyrics

Two thousand and sixteen
It's been a time, it's been a struggle
But everything is fine
If you're a straight, white, male muggle

We tried to stay composed
Cross our fingers, count to ten
But, every time we get to nine
You f*ck it up again

You took David Bowie, Alan Rickman
Prince and Sharon Jones, Terry Wogan
Ronnie Corbett, Caroline Aherne
And Leonard Cohen

Victoria Wood was enough for us
But still you wanted more
Muhammed Ali, Gene Wilder and
The Great British Bake Off was the final straw

You shot down a gorilla, we can't cure the zika virus
And the woman's still to blame when men
Force their way inside us

Brock Turner's not a rapist cause
Just look how fast he swims
Can someone get me Ambien
To calm my shaking quim?

Should we just try to unplug you
And then plug you back in?
Did your parents get divorced?
Or did you just drink too much gin?

God dammit, twenty sixteen
And on top of all of that
Cats is back on Broadway
Who the f*ck did that?

Then throw in all the shootings
Both en masse and by police
A spike in racist hate crimes and
Terror down in Nice

The death toll is upsetting and
Your politics are farce
Thank you twenty sixteen You f*cked us up the arse

Cause, all over the world
It's not looking good for you
If you're female, Muslim, P.O.C or LGBTQ

And God f*cking forbid we'd
Let Hillary be in charge
Instead we get the spunk trumpets
And f*ck boys in this farce

Yes, you really took a dump
When you let twat nugget farage
Lead a racist referendem
Who put that shitty frog in charge?

Your Brexit was a dumb-dumb
Now our country lives in fear
You really are the skid mark
Of all the shitty years

Yes, the USA's now governed by
A f*ck-Cheeto with hair
And it's not just in the states
The f*cking clowns are everywhere

f*ck! f*ck! f*ck!

Three cheers for f*cking Trumpy
And his Neo-Nazi crew
What a bloody nasty, messy, boobie-f*ck to do

We're sorry for the swearing
And we're sorry to be crude
But we're really cunting angry
And it's all because of you

You laid an egg of solid f*ck
You taint slug made of ween
You garbage bag of bum dust
You are shitty shitty twenty sixteen

La la la la la

Thank you very much
Thank you

We want to say a huge thank you for coming out
We really do appreciate it, thank you so much

Have a safe journey home!