Fight Mommy's Little Soldier Lyrics

Look at the state of him
He's such a little scruff
He can't be arsed with homework
'Cause he?s had enough

He always turns up late
And he doesn?t give a damn
But when he comes back home
He?s mommy?s little lamb

'Cause he?s mommy?s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits

He?s mommy?s little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same

He can?t cross the road
Without causing a big scene
He?s always really gobby
And never ever clean

He?s learning the guitar
And he never plays it right
But when I try to teach him
It ends up in a fight

'Cause he?s mommy?s little soldier
And he really is the pits He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits

He?s mommy?s little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same

He?s a little soldier
'Cause he?s a little soldier

He spikes his hair in school
So his teachers call him Sid
They keep him after lessons
'Cause he?s a vicious kid

He?s mommy?s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits

He?s mommy?s little soldier
And he never gets the blame
Always getting bolder
Mom loves him just the same

He?s mommy?s little soldier
And he really is the pits
He gets worse as he gets older
He really gives me the fits