Faris Shafi Lafz Lyrics

Yo!
I act alone
Bitch answer your phone, don't cancel on me
I got big plans
I got big tanks full of ink to write you a song, what you think?
Jeans, and how you ass looks in those pants
Oh my God I can watch you dance all night
Cancel your plans, excuse me ma'am?
Would you please tell your boyfriend to leave?
Isay keh jaye, isay keh BYE
Isey keh jaye mere lye jaa k burger laye
Aik khud bhi khaye
Aur phir parson aye
Hamein do din chahyein
Thora lotion chahye
Thori mom battiyan
Thoray gao takiye
Let's have some fun
Now where was I?
Now where was I?

Her legs are sore from the sexathon we just had
Baby get your thong on and dance
I am best man for romance
And my testicles are size 12
Te ik si gaan, you sexy mama
I think about you all the time
Cut the drama
Sach batana
Don't you like me?
I wanna touch you, just politely!
Just invite me
Over to your home when you are home alone
When I come over
You cum over, and over again
Cut off the phone?
Tera gala dabaon, han?
Wait a minute I mean gaana sunaon
Khanaa khilaon
Farigh karaon
Faris is gone! Yo, hello!
Tujhe har adaa pe Al-Fatah le jaon
Mujhe alvida na kahein
Tujhe Samanabad me ghar dilaon
Tujhe Rab Nawaz se plot dilaon?
Kis kis adaa pe me fida nahi
Teri qist adaa karaon
Dont kiss the other guy
Meri be-izzati na karayein
Meri kashti na dubaen
Meri gashti na bhagayein
Apki bachi me bhagaon
Apki sabzi me churaon
Subah anday wo banae
Unhe bistar me mein khaon
Aur usko bhi khilaon
Ab me agay kya bataon?

Ab fursat hi nahi
Har waqt mujh se tu larti hi rahein
Kambakhton se tu sarrti hi rahein
Bad-bakhton pe tu marti hi sahi thi
Bhook hartaal, ye behas mubahisa
What the f*ck is this?
I've had enough of it
Ye love ka lafz hi nahi sahi hai
Koi mukhtalif sa lafz chahiye
Ye lutf andoz ka lafz sahi hai
Aur jab se baby tu gayi hai
Mera to lag gya Dubai
Mera khalo gya sipahi
Bhai to hogya relax
Next wali bulaien
Thori si party karwayein
So while I'm smoking all of these joints

Ye love ka lafz hi nahi sahi hai (x2)
Koi mukhtalif sa lafz chahye
Ye lutf andoz ka lafz sahi hai
Kis kis adaa pe me fida nahi
Mujhe alvida na kahein