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A Bag Of Weed Lyrics

Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick

All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed

Stewie: Here you go, you're all getting it now

Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,

Stewie: They go assault a queer.

Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,

Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.

Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,

Stewie: He humps a guy like me.

Ensemble: Right!

All: But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Oh, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed

Stewie: Have a go, Brian!

Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool."

Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof stoo gee nay foo tool."

Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear.

All: HEY!
'Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And One, Two!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed

(break)

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You're a happy guy but you can't proceed
Because everything is better with A Bag,
Of,
Weed!
Oh ev'rything is better with a bag of weed!!

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these lyrics are last corrected by mxmcor on August 30, 2017

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Meaning to "A Bag Of Weed" song lyrics (3 meanings)
a bag of weed is all u need 02/14/12,12:29
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a bag of weed, a bag of weed... lol this crap had me rolling i thought i was gonna drop a duce in my pants
kapitan montag 11/15/09,12:12
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The line: you're a happy guy when you can't proceed , should read: you're a happy guy when you plant the seed.
hannah 01/19/12,23:30
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I love this song so much and my family keeps yelling at me wen I sing it in public lol but I don't care its hilarious! Episode 420!
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