Merry Swiftmas (even Though I Celebrate Chanukah) Lyrics

Dear Santa i don't know if your listening
but i've been pretty good this year
so i don't know if it matters that i
celebrate Chanuka but i hope you get my wish

Hey what do you know its time for christmas
and i've been acting good all year
i've never had been all that superstitious
but that don't mean i hate reindeer

santa i don't know if you're listening
am not quite sure how this works
i want a good girl for hugging and kissing
and not a head case who only dates jerks

i don't need more toys and shiny things
i just want a blonde who likes to sing
so don't put a ball on a box there is no need to send Megan Fox
i don't need a big mansion so lest nick Scarlet Johansen
they'll be tear drops on my guitar if i end up with Emily Smart
to santa for my gift please send me Taylor Swift

oh-yeah

So santa when you come down the chimney you can skip right past the kitchen i know
you're sick of all the cookies so got u fearless platinum addition

And no one will mess with her when she's mine and Kanye
will watch his mouth next time so I'm gonna have to refuse
if then comes Penelope Cruz if she is a bad girl am sending her back
cause Lindsay Lohan is whack (just like that)

I'd rather if Jacy Marez then be stuck with Cameron Diaz
so santa for my gift please send me Taylor Swift
i know her and i are gonna fit
tell her Taubenfeld has ring to it

Id rather be hanging alone then making out with Emma Stone
yeah i'd rather get us a peanut then kick it with Angelina
and yeah i'll probably shed a few tears if u mess up and send Britney
Spears
so santa for my gift please send me Taylor Swift
who-yeah

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