Dance like nobody's watching you Randy 
And love like you've never been hurt 
Supersize it when you get hungry Randy 
And eat like it's the last night on earth 
You could be nobody in heaven 
Or you could be a star in hell 
You could have a billion dollars and blow it all away 
Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
Randy's got tonight 
He's got tonight 
He's got tonight 
Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy 
Now Randy said 
"If you live in Japan 
You're japanese 
If you live in Canada 
You're gonna freeze 
If you live in a plastic house 
You'll never die in a fire 
If you work in television 
You're a f*cking liar" 
Don't become unfocused Randy 
And everything'll be ok 
That confidence will come in handy 
And everyone will be forced to say 
That Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
Randy's got tonight 
He's got tonight 
He's got tonight 
Randy's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight 
He's hot tonight