Dwarves Mommy Daddy Lyrics

Mommy
Daddy
I need
Something

Please can't I go to college
Please can't I be a fa***t
Why am I so boring?
Why can't I relax?
I thought that she would love me…
And f*ck me to the max
Mommy…Daddy

I think I'll have a party
With a very clever theme
Everyone will bring some tunes
And dress like Jerry Garcia
Mommy, Daddy, I need

I got grounded for a week Just because I totaled my jeep!
Mom and dad weren't too pleased
But I'm still going to Paris
Mommy, Daddy, I need

I need something

Now it's time for me to pick my major
I guess I can't be speed racer
Maybe dad will help me make it
Just like him, I can be an annulus chaser
Mommy, Daddy, Honey!

I need something!