Dwarves Fuck Em All Lyrics

I f*cked one in the basement
I f*cked one in the hall
f*cked one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
f*cked one in an alley
Up against the wall
I f*cked em all
I f*cked one in Exotica
And then I got the blues
Then I f*cked a college girl
Didn't have a clue
f*cked one turning sideways
I can't turn em down (?) I f*cked em all
It seems like balling bitches
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your ass
I'll f*ck that too
I f*cked one on a freight train
Rolled a load all night
f*cked a girl in Pittsburgh
Steel is what they like
f*cked an operator
Yeah she takes my calls
I f*cked em all