Dry County Mexicoma Lyrics

I went to party's and went all night
In Margaritaville in summertime
The strip in Vegas was one hot scene
Still only Tijuana got the best of me

I saw Darth Vader
Sponge Bob, the Undertaker
Whole lot Tequila
I was adios
You can say what you wanna
But nothing get me hotter
When I ate the worm down in Mexico

Slept through Jamaica 'cause a "roll yer owns"
They knew me down in Cuba as Pinocchio
I saw the World through bloodshot eyes
Still only Tijuana got me by surprise

I saw Darth Vader
Sponge Bob, the Undertaker
Whole lot Tequila
I was adios
You can say what you wanna
But nothing get me hotter
When I ate the worm down in Mexico

Whoa whoa!

That little critter
Tequila swimmer
He was better off left alone
N' I'm pretty certain That I'll be hurtin'
When he finally gets me home
I don't know we'll be drivin'
But they're gonna need a bigger boat

Sammy Hagar's "Cabo" on the table
(1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, floor! )
Dos cerveza's by a Señorita
The line is busy open up the door
(For all our friends! )

Darth Vader
Sponge Bob, the Undertaker
Whole lot Tequila
I was adios
You can say what you wanna
But nothing get me hotter
When I ate the worm down in Mexico

Well I'm drunk and in jail
Hence this little tale
I'm makin' bail but before I go
I got the lesson
Rednecks can't be messin'
With the damn worm down in Mexico

What was we thinkin?
Ain't never gonna do that again
Who we kiddin',
'Course we're gonna do that again

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