Dry Cleaning Phone Scam Lyrics

She said she'd asked 20 girls already
I feel really horrible, but also that she doesn't have the right to scream at me in my face

She said I was a horrible cunt
She said I was a bastard
She screamed and screamed 'I don't want to touch it'

Also, no one seemed to be very bothered by the fact that she was screaming at me
I had the feeling that what she was saying was a script

She said I was a horrible cunt
She said I was a dickhead
She screamed and screamed 'I don't want to touch it' 'I don't want to touch it'
'I don't want to touch it'
'I don't want to touch it'
I never said she did want to touch it

She said I was a horrible cunt
She said I was a dickhead
She screamed and screamed 'I don't want to touch it'

I had my phone out, she knew I had a phone
And moved on to asking to use the phone very quickly
I felt vulnerable to her stealing it
I felt very vulnerable that it was some kind of a scam
Because I've been conned before