Mrs. Claus' Kimono Lyrics

I'm a sinister elf with a sinister plan
Santa's little helper with too much time on my hands
He's got a fine lookin' wife for such an old man
I can see her lookin' at me when there is no one else around
And I'm countin' down the days to December 24th
The old man's in his sleigh, I am sneakin' in the backdoor
She asks if I know what the candy cane is for
While he's slidin' down the chimney I'll be comin' back for more
Not really worried 'bout the old man findin' out
'Cause me and Rudolph worked the whole thing out
That was not about vengeance or anything like that
I just want a little sex and the old man off my back
Rudy's out for blood 'cause he hates the fat old man
'Cause he caught him in the stables with his fat little hands
On a female reindeer he likes named Wynona
The last thing he wants to see is Santa on her
So we're loadin' up the toy sack with heroin and crack
We sent Santa off to Georgia and he ain't comin' back
And we call up an evil green Grinch to tell him Santa's holdin'
Now have him on the chain gang and the electric chair, the electric chair
And there'll be a happy ending all you girls and all you boys
There won't be no more Santa, there won't be no more toys
There'll be no stoppin' Rudy and Wynona
And I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono
I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono
I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono
I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' kimono
Merry Christmas

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Songwriter(s): Patterson Hood
Publisher(s): Razor amp Tie Music O.B.O. Soul Dump Music, Razor And Tie Music Publishing, Razor amp Tie Direct LLC Dba Razor amp Tie Music Publishing, Soul Dump Music
Record Label(s): 2009 New West Records, LLC 9215 Olympic Blvd , Los Angeles, CA 90212 All rights reserved
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