Dog Fashion Disco Wheel Of Misfortune Lyrics

Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all
Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
Can't escape the drain of a life so filled with tragedy

Black cat staring at me
Green witch in the kitchen cooking
Red devils in the cupboards
[?] or a broken mirror

Evil eyes, malevolent glare
Spells and curses everywhere
Out the woods, step on a crack
Sudden crushing heart attack

Screaming demons in the alley
Cold body in the cellar freezer
Waiting [?] in the [?]
Death looms over everybody

I'll just play dead
And [?]

Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all
Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
Can't escape the drain of a life so filled with tragedy [?]
[?]
[?]
All alone with no one to hug me

Cut the cake at my pity party
Pour me out on the floor

Drown in regret for all the things that people get
Drown in regret for all the things that people get
Drown in regret for all the things that people get
Drown in regret for all the things that people get

Drown in regret for all the things that people get
Drown in regret for all the things that people get
Drown in regret for all the things that people get
Drown in regret for all the things that people get

Evil eyes, malevolent glare
Spells and curses everywhere

Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all
Spin the wheel, spin the wheel of misfortune
Can't escape the drain of a life so filled with tragedy