Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
A dangerous pass-time
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only so-so
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony old man
I promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan!
Now I get it!
No... one... plots like Gaston
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
So his wedding we soon will be celebrating
My what a guy