Dirt Poor Robins Welcome To Lady Hell Lyrics

Welcome to Lady Hell
There's no men among the creatures
Cause we prefer to customize every feature
To make sure that hades is the bane of every lady in the the world, whether she's a woman or a girl

You may expect to encounter cliches
Of endless chores, thankless children to raise
But trapping women in a kitchen is too kitsch to be a prison
But here's the real smite of the feminine afterlife

Though there's a crowd in her cell
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
She can never ever edge a word in herself
Cause no one will listen to her in lady hell

For as sad as it seems
Somehow she's still holding on to all of her dreams
Even though we know she'll never break from this spell (whoa, oh, oh)
She can't let go in lady hell

Look around there are no tricks to pass the time
Forever occupied with greener grass upon her mind
And finds no satisfaction in the finest of distractions
Though she dolls herself up she will never quench her passion

We theorized that the greatest form of torture Is to keep her here and to endlessly ignore her
Took it to market and we did obtain
Loneliness is our darkest brand of pain

Though there's a crowd in her cell
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
She can never ever edge a word in herself
Cause no one will listen to her in lady hell

For as sad as it seems
Somehow she's still holding on to all of her dreams
Even though we know she'll never break from this spell (whoa, oh, oh)
She can't let go in lady hell

Ahhhhh, Come on there's always room
Ahhhhh, We've saved a place for you

Though there's a crowd in your cell
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
You can never ever edge a word in yourself
Cause no one will listen to you in lady hell

For as sad as it seems
Somehow you're still holding on to all of your dreams
Even though we know you'll never break from this spell (whoa, oh, oh)
You can't let go in lady hell

You'll never break from this spell
You can't let go in Lady Hell