Your number's up and it's up to you mrs. 99
Licorice legs wrap around you like mad dog vine
You're looking at a five star sinner
A county fair blue ribbon winner
She's doin' right
She's doin' wrong
But I can't seem to get her off the telephone
To give it up in her camaro for a taste of habanero
She's doin' wrong
She's goin' right
So renounce your faith in Christ tonight