Dickie Goodman Mr. Jaws Lyrics

We are here on the beach where a giant shark has just
eaten a girl swimmer
Well Mr. Jaws, how was it?
"Dynomite"
And what did she say when you grabbed her?
"Please Mr. Please"
I know sharks are stupid, but what did you think when
you took that first bite?
"How sweet it is"
Mr. Jaws, before you swim out to sea, have you anything
else to say?
"Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?"
With me now is the local sheriff.
Sheriff Brody, the shark will be back for lunch. What
do you intend to do?
"Do a little dance, make a little love, get down
tonight"
Just arriving is oceanographer Matt Hooper.
Sir, if someone is attacked by a shark, what should
they do?
"Do the hustle"
We are going aboard the fishing boat of Captain Quint.
Captain, will you be able to catch this giant shark?
"I will", "I will", "I will" (thank you, captain) "I will" (captain!)
"I will" (captain!) "I will" (captain!)
When you catch one of these sharks, what do you feel
like?
"Like a Rhinestone Cowboy"
We've just sighted the shark again. He's coming
straight for us.
Captain Quint is shouting something at him.
"Get you baby one of these nights"
Hey Jaws, the captain says he's going to catch you.
What do you think of that?
"Jive talkin'"
Uh-oh, here he comes again!
(Gun shots)
They've hit him! Mr. Jaws, why doesn't anything seem to
hurt you?
"Big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry"
He's coming right onto the boat! Mr. Jaws, why are you
grabbing my hand?
"Wouldn't you give your hand to a friend?"
No wait! Mr. Jaws! That's not the way this record is
supposed to end!
Help! Help!
(Drowning noises)