Desert Sessions Interpretive Reading Lyrics

Do you mind telling me what is on your head

Who is that
said George
Where are you?

Right behind you
said the voice
Look here

George looked and saw two eyes

Who are you
he asked the eyes
Are you a ghost

Huh, yes
The eyes replied
But I will have you call me Fred
I still want to know what is on your head

Oh, that
Said George
I'd forgotten about that
It is my hat I used when I was playing astronaut

Please take it off
Said Fred
It makes your voice sound off

So George took off the hat
Is that better
He asked Much, much, much better
Fred replied
You have a nice voice
If you give it a chance
Maybe you'll get your choice

Thank you
Said George
Nobody ever told me that before

What brings you hear
Asked Fred
This is no place for a boy alone

Oh, but yes it is
Said George
What about you
Why are you here

It's a long story
Fred replied
Why don't you take off your pants and I'll tell you
But be brief with your briefs

I'm here to guard some treasure

Treasure
Where is that

Where you least expect it

The end