I'm sittin' in a bar, got a girl on each arm 
Got a drink in each hand like a movie star 
And I'm sitting here drinkin' just as happy as can be 
I'm sitting here drinkin' with my Fake I.D. 
 
A wealthy widow, man she hit on me 
And a cheerleader's cheering her cheer for me 
I'm the only male pledge in their sorority 
All courtesy of my Fake I.D. 
 
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Fake I.D., Fake I.D. 
Fake I.D. what you do for me 
I'm happy as a clam, and I'll always be 
I'll never leave home without my Fake I.D. 
 
Sittin' here drinkin' with the lights down low 
And the sound cranked up on the stereo 
Between the plaid skirt honeys on the field hockey team 
Buying all their drinks with my Fake I.D. 
 
Bartender, pour me another drink 
I've got a test at 8 and I need time to think 
Gotta study these labels so I'm bound to pass 
Better pour me another glass 
 
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All the lovely ladies 
I raise my glass to thee 
Come give me a wink 
And I'll buy you a drink 
Courtesy of my Fake I.D. 
 
All the lovely ladies 
I raise my glass to thee 
Come give me a wink 
And I'll buy you a drink 
Courtesy of my Fake I.D. 
 
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Alternate Verse: 
 
Yeah that's really me, yeah I tell the bouncer 
Yeah that's really me, no it's not my brother 
Yeah it's really me, my hair was longer 
It's really me on my Fake I.D.