Danny! Sloppy Joe Lyrics

Gather round gather round I got a story to tell
D Swain strike a nerve of bitches that read Zane
And swallow how many grits? I'm back on my misogyny tip
(You got your heart broke?) Probably bitch
(Man up with your god damn McGruff lookin ass.)
Yo met this chick Amanda in cooking class
Took a last minute slot for the low low
Put some sassafras in the pot with the pollo
Impressed the hoe yo, teacher say "now you cookin with gas"
Introduced myself I said it's nice to meet ya
I'd like to meet ya mixed with basil leaves and sliced paprika
But why'd you jump on table 3 and bite the teacher?
She punched me in my food box made off with my two socks Damn girl you know I like some rough
Other guys might give up but I'm in it to win it in it for spinach
I'm so discreet whispered to her can I poke the ovaries with the kosher beef?
We can smoke a stogie afterwards and go to sleep
Feelin' fly in my endeavors she said "why I never!
How dare you disrespect me boy you got me mixed up"
20 minutes later I was digging out the thick slut
Of course my aims is to one night stand it
She telling me commitment is something she can manage god damnit
Too arrogant to tell her what my plan is
She fell asleep I vanished went home and made a manwich I'm gone