Dana Lyons Tv God Lyrics

After I was born
I went home to watch my TV
Everyone was nice
And their smiles were so sparkly
I watched what made them happy
And I watched what made them cry
I learned about toys
And candy my Mommy should buy

And the TV God watches over me
Opens up my eyes, shows me how to see
All around the world, every night and day on my TV
Teaches how to love, teaches what is real
Tells what life is of, tells me how to feel
All I need to know I can find and see on my TV

Soon I was a teenager
And I knew just how to dress
I lеarned to use deodorant
So I would always smеll my best
I got myself a part-time job
To buy the things I needed to have
And the payments on my supercharged Camaro
Really aren't so bad

And the TV God watches over me
Opens up my eyes, shows me how to see
All around the world, every night and day on my TV
Teaches how to love, teaches what is real
Tells what life is of, tells me how to feel
All I need to know I can find and see on my TV Everybody be careful, everybody be
Be very careful, keep watching your TV
There are people who are laughing
With a wink or a nod
There are people who are questioning
Our great TV God
Everybody be careful, everybody be
Be very careful, stay tuned to your TV
There are phonies who are talking
There are wasters who read
There are people here
Who do not even own a TV!
Everybody be careful!
Oh, everybody be careful!
Oh everybody be careful!

Everything I know about my country
I learned on TV
The man on the screen tells me
Who is our enemy
They say that we are free
And we must fight to be number one
So when the army calls
I'll grab my TV, my car, and my gun

And the TV God watches over me
Opens up my eyes, shows me how to see
All around the world, every night and day on my TV
Teaches how to love, teaches what is real
Tells what life is of, tells me how to feel
All I need to know I can find and see on my TV