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Dallas Wayne If That's Country Lyrics
Total views: 2 times this week / Rating: 8.25/10 [8 votes]Album: Big Thinkin' / Original Release Date: 2006-09-06Genre: CountrySong Duration: 3 min 15 sec
DALLAS WAYNE
- If That's Country Lyrics / with translationsV.1
Well, you've called my kinfolk trash all their lives
And I'm a chip off the heap, ask any one of my ex-wives
I'm a social drinker, and I stay social all I can
I'm a deer-snuffin', chain-smokin', simple kinda southern man
V.2
First you gut our farms, strip-mall all the five-and-dimes
Then you tax our so-called sins, call our pleasures a crime
Now you're turnin' our music into some strange elevator noise
Think it's time for us to win one back for the good ol' boys
Ch.1
You can paint stripes on a billy goat/call it a tiger if it floats your boat
You can make a star of a teenage girl
But one million dollars won't make her merle
Laser beams, navel rings, and a pretty face might be something
But you can kiss my ozark ass, if that's country
V.3
There's a certain song that's got my local station stuck
It's got a steel guitar, and I believe it mentions a truck
But the singer don't sound like he ever worked a stick shift
Sounds more like bad phil collins with a hick facelift
V.4
Now I ain't denyin' them suburban moms their fun
But don't you try to tell me it's the way hank wanted it done
You better keep your money-grubbin' hands off the poor man's song
And make sure chris gaines stays the hell offa my front lawn
Ch.2
You can take an ear from a barnyard sow/milk it 'til it turns into a cash cow
You can lead a chick to a watering-hole
But you can't make her drink 'til she gets white soul
Might be rock, might be schlock, might be the beatles or monkees
But you can kiss my ozark ass, if that's country
Well, you've called my kinfolk trash all their lives
And I'm a chip off the heap, ask any one of my ex-wives
I'm a social drinker, and I stay social all I can
I'm a deer-snuffin', chain-smokin', simple kinda southern man
V.2
First you gut our farms, strip-mall all the five-and-dimes
Then you tax our so-called sins, call our pleasures a crime
Now you're turnin' our music into some strange elevator noise
Think it's time for us to win one back for the good ol' boys
Ch.1
You can paint stripes on a billy goat/call it a tiger if it floats your boat
You can make a star of a teenage girl
But one million dollars won't make her merle
Laser beams, navel rings, and a pretty face might be something
But you can kiss my ozark ass, if that's country
V.3
There's a certain song that's got my local station stuck
But the singer don't sound like he ever worked a stick shift
Sounds more like bad phil collins with a hick facelift
V.4
Now I ain't denyin' them suburban moms their fun
But don't you try to tell me it's the way hank wanted it done
You better keep your money-grubbin' hands off the poor man's song
And make sure chris gaines stays the hell offa my front lawn
Ch.2
You can take an ear from a barnyard sow/milk it 'til it turns into a cash cow
You can lead a chick to a watering-hole
But you can't make her drink 'til she gets white soul
Might be rock, might be schlock, might be the beatles or monkees
But you can kiss my ozark ass, if that's country
Facts about If That's Country
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If That's Country is written by Rob Fulks, Dallas Wayne.
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It is first released on September 06, 2006 as part of Dallas Wayne's album "Big Thinkin'" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.
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If That's Country falls under the genre Country.
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If That's Country song length is 3 minutes and 15 seconds.
Who wrote If That's Country lyrics?
If That's Country is written by Rob Fulks, Dallas Wayne.
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When was If That's Country released?
It is first released on September 06, 2006 as part of Dallas Wayne's album "Big Thinkin'" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.
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Which genre is If That's Country?
If That's Country falls under the genre Country.
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How long is the song If That's Country?
If That's Country song length is 3 minutes and 15 seconds.
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these lyrics are submitted by BURKUL4Songwriter(s): Rob Fulks, Dallas Wayne
Record Label(s): 2000 Hightone Records
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