Cramps It Thing Hard-on Lyrics

well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can wiped me off took a look and said "it's a man!" ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet better hold on tight baby 'cause i ain't a comin' yet! i'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met i'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on yeah, a full blown hopped up it thing hard-on it thing hard-on it thing hard-on it....thing....hard-on well if i had a brain i'd be dangerous for sure but the way it looks now there's no immediate concern there's a couple of things i guess i don't need to know i got class up the ass and i got a little dough fake eyeleashes and a carload o'go i'm a fulltilt nonstop it thing hard-on yeah, a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on it thing hard-on...