Cosmo Jarvis Maxine Lyrics

Dumb kid
Dumb kid
Dumb kid

I'm not stalking you
I'm walking in front of you
But your screaming

I'm not grabbing you
Or slapping the ass of you
But I'm dreaming

'Cause I like girls in trackies
I don't know why they just grab me
And I like how you stand up
I like how you stand up

I'm not that weird
I don't have a girl or beard
And I'm so fed up
So fed up

I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my
unders
I don't have that much money I can spend
I can spend on that
No matter how much porn I download
I will always think of you
I will be obsessed till the end
Till the end

Maxine Maxine
You're bloody obscene
I'd do anything you tell me too

Maxine Maxine
You're bloody obscene
And I can't stop thinking of you

I'm not a wanker
Well I used to be
But I'm not anymore
Cause it makes me tired

And I'm glad you're happy
But if my love gets crappy
And I'm glad you're admired

And I know I'm immature
I won't stalk you anymore
I'm a dumb kid
Dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid

And I'm not forgetting you
I'm just not gonna hit on you.
I'm sexually retarded.

Speaking of jacking I was doing it today
But then I quit so I'd last longer
And you wouldn't laugh at me

I'm one of those guys
I can't let go and accept loathing
Cause I've got what's an addictive personality.

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!

I'm not saying we were gonna bang
But it would have been quite nice
And I would have liked it more
Than the best thing in the world

You're not the first I've done a song about
Trust me.
I'm really not that weird
I just get obsessed with girls!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!

(My balls are cold!)

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!

I'm obsessed (x6)

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I'd do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!
You're bloody obscene!
And I can't stop thinking of you!