Cledus T. Judd All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef Lyrics

All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth
Then I'd wish you a funky Christmas

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

It's Christmas and I'm toothless
I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless
(Ho, ho)
I need a dentist that's a driller and a jeweler
(Ho, ho)
I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit cooler
(Ho, ho)

I don't want toys, I don't want any money
(Ho, ho)
I want my carrots in my mouth of Bugs Bunny
(Ho, ho)
This year the only thing that's on my list
Is two teeth to match the watch on my wrist

All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth
Then I'd wish you a funky Christmas

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

When someone says, "Yo, wazzup, dog?"
I'll say, "You know, I'm just doin' my plug fizzle
(Right on)
A real OG like O D B
My record sales will triple"

All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth (What?)
Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth
Then I'd wish you a funky Christmas

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

I'd be like Pimp Dracula, the Spetacula
Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea

Here I go again with my funky alter ego
(Ho, ho)
Making people laugh is the best gift I know
(Ho, ho)
Better wrap it up, put it underneath the tree
(Ho, ho)

I want a million dollar smile like Master B
(Ho, ho)
I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my duly
(Ho, ho)
Santa Claus, won't you please bring him to me

All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth
Then I'd wish you a funky Christmas

All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth
Then I'd wish you a funky Christmas

Then I'd wish you a funky Christmas
Then I'd wish you a funky Christmas