Circus Of Dead Squirrels Saturday Mourning Lyrics

My Little Pony, killed secretly Berenstain Bears, lost gall bladders Mr' Fox poached, rich bitch fur coat Curious George, brain filled with surge

Saturday morning is a blur

If cartoons are too violent, what about reality f*ck you and your morals, the deceptions that you reap

We love animals

Ladies and gentlemen, Ringling Bros' and Barnum & Bailey Circus Proudly presents the greatest animal trainer of all time' SATAN!

The circus is in town, turn that frown upside down Elephants and tigers slapped around Off to the zoo where wild beasts are enslaved Sit around and get stared at all day We'll go to the farm where there's a petting zoo Kids can touch and feed what's brewing in their stew Not stuffed f*cking toys, these ones bleed a bit Real faces, sounds that will fill your pants with shit

Saturday morning is a lie This is not f*cking Nickelodeon Not a f*cking Pixar movie This is a place where all your furry friends are tranquilized and beat
Sounds of nature Scream in terror Mankind is here

We love animals The talking dogs and singing frogs Sock puppet lambs, mascots for fans Fat lazy cats, chimps in weird hats Behind closed doors Burn them, beat them, kill them f*ck them, they mean nothing Chicken nuggets in fun dino shapes Trapped in the dark, crowded together in their own shit, they wait Ultra processed, Disney Princess spaghettios with franks Five months of hell, can't turn around, stuck in a small metal crate

We love the greeting cards, the fruit snack sharks, and Noah's Ark But love cannot compete with ugliness and vanity We're always so f*cking hungry

And after all the ways we think we've grown, we're still a nation of hypocrit's And after all the things we claim to know, we're still so primitive and ignorant