Chilly Gonzales Beans Lyrics

I count beans, with a calculator
I'm busy now, can I call you later?
I stack beans, into a mountain
I'm busy now, I'm still countin'
Chilzilly Gonzizzle make it drizzle
And my initials, monogrammed on my weed bag
It's official, same old racket, new tax bracket
My life's an expensive movie, I'm back-lit
And after countless sequels, I'm still the opposite of
peaceful
The opposite of Swiss people
And when the beans talk, I hear the echo
Speaking to me in the voice of Mr. Gordan Gekko
I got some beans but I want some more
And the French don't have a word for entrepreneur
They're into status, seduction addicts
They don't care who's bean sack is the fattest
In fact they seem pissed if a rich man's in their midst
Cause they think musicians must be socialists
Sorry, I apologize, I guess I'm an assman
I love big bottomed lines
I'm not a has-been, but I has beans
And that means being beanless is a bad dream

Woke up this morning I was all sweaty
Like my name was Tom, have I become petty?
Don't wanna be a broke joke unemployed
Where is the joy for this poor little rich boy?
Don't wanna be a broke joke unemployed Where is the joy for this poor little rich boy?

I can't sleep, I won't sleep, don't wanna sleep
I finally fall asleep but in that dream I'm counting
more beans

I had a childhood of money lust
But thank God dough rises to the upper crust
And the crumbs feed the pigeons, I could see a vision
Made a decision to be a paid musician, I would play in
the system
That's why I never had a shortage
Cause I don't snort it, like they do in Shortage
Business is pleasure if you can afford it
So I pay the weedman same day as the mortgage
I plant seeds and then they blossom
It's a healthy f*ckin' beans that's f*cking awesome
I plant seeds and then they blossom
It's a healthy f*ckin' beans that's f*cking awesome,
right?

All work no play, sounds silly
But it sure takes a lot of beans to make chili
On with the show, extravagonzo
Beanaholic, call me Chilly Garbanzo
My money is so clean, Listerine
If money talks I could never play Mr. Bean
What's my recipe? I could never spill the beans
Your amounts don't amount to a hill of beans