Cheech Marin Chet's Speech Lyrics

All right, p*ssy, p*ssy, p*ssy! Come on in p*ssy lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing p*ssy in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of p*ssy, this is
a p*ssy blow out! All right, we got white p*ssy, black
p*ssy, Spanish p*ssy, yellow p*ssy, we got hot p*ssy,
cold p*ssy, we got wet p*ssy, we got [sniffs] smelly p*ssy, we got hairy p*ssy, bloody p*ssy,
we got snappin' p*ssy, we got silk p*ssy, velvet p*ssy,
Naugahyde p*ssy, we even got horse p*ssy, dog p*ssy,
chicken p*ssy! Come on, you want p*ssy, come on in, p*ssy
lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on
in, p*ssy lovers!