Charles Bronson Ebro's Bitter Onslaught On Jerry Springer's Unsuspecting Ass Lyrics

So what if I overdressed for the show?
f*ck you, asshole, cuz you got a crooked nose
And from what I can tell it must obstruct your sight
cuz it’s only four letters but you still can’t say my f*cking name right

Elbro’s not my name!

You cut out every line I said
Next time I see you you’re f*cking dead
Would’ve been my fifteen minutes of fame but no, you blind bastard, you’re the one to blame

So what if our story wasn’t as cool as the rest?
How about I f*ck your wife, would that get your interest?
Still, Jerry, after all this there’s one thing I don’t know
What sucks more, you, or your f*cking show?

Elbro’s not my name! [x4]
f*cker!