Crème caramel, shy and shivering 
Ring my bell so well 
There's something moving slowly over us 
Doesn't matter what you think or where you go 
The reason why I'm losing my crust 
A giddy contribution 
You are merely dealing just enough 
To keep the man alive 
And sanitised 
And keep a lid on his lust 
And your wedding night thighs 
Kept me alive 
All through the good times 
When the passion was ripe 
Crème caramel, shy and shivering 
Ring my bell so well 
Smooth and sweet and really unctuous 
And our love is mushed 
And boy I'm feeling really bruised 
I keep thinking my heart isn't true 
But it keeps the man alive 
I'll take an axe to that lie 
When I'm moody and nude 
And your wedding night thighs 
Kept me alive 
All through the good times 
And your river blue eyes 
Kept me alive 
All through the good times 
All through the good times 
When the passion was ripe