Cat Rapes Dog Motorman (Cat Rapes Dog Vs. S.p.o.c.k) Lyrics

Was a lonely guy with an ugly face
Looking for sex all over the place
Didn't have cash to pay for a whore
Or even buy baby oil out at the store

Didn't have the strength to commit rape
He tried to stick it into a crepe
Moved on to chickens and other food
But it just couldn't satisfy this horny dude

Motor Man

Getting his penis caught in the fan He felt that his testicles might explode
He couldn't release his high-protein load
Just when he thought that all would be lost
He caught a whiff of some diesel exhaust

Love was in the air
The time was ripe
To try to stick it in the tailpipe
But alas, it didn't work out too good
So he went round to open the hood