Captain Ahab Old Like You Lyrics

f*ck you mom!
I don't wanna go to school today!
I dont wanna go to church today!
I don't wanna clean my room!

f*ck you mom!
I didn't ask to be your daughter!
We don't have a special bond
I don't even like you!

I wanna stay out all night!
I wanna have boys in my room!
Why don't you buy me a car, mom?
I want a Jetta, mom, CMON!

I don't wanna get old like you
I don't wanna get old like you
I don't wanna get old like you
I don't wanna get old like you

f*ck you mom!
Why don't you let me make your mistakes? Why don't you let me go to the prom
With a guy who's twice my age?

f*ck you mom!
Don't tell me what to wear!
I wanna get my tongue pierced mom!
It's my own f*cking business!

I wanna hang out at the mall
Huffing paint with the gutter punk kids
I wanna do anything
That remotely upsets you, Mom!

I don't wanna get old like you
I don't wanna get old like you
I'm not gonna get old like you
I'm not gonna get old like you
I don't wanna get old like you