Camper Van Beethoven Hippy Chix Lyrics

I see a winter scene inside a tiny plastic globe Old European castles a sinister Santa Claus The salesgirl's really hot but I can't talk to her right now I've come to meet field marshall 9 mile beach of the CVB

I would fight for hippy chicks I would die for hippy chicks I would fight for hippy chicks I would die for hippy chicks We might stop and surf a bit But we would die for hippy chix We might stop and skate a bit But we would die for hippy chix

9 mile beach he's so crunchy Wearing skater knitted caps He takes my oath but doesn't even smile or laugh They got this alien technology he's just a holograph Project next to me While TBI aims at my traitor ass.

We would fight for hippy chicks We would die for hippy chicks We would fight for hippy chicks We would die for hippy chicks We might stop and surf a bit But we would die for hippy chix We might stop and skate a bit But we would die for hippy chix.
They bring the greys into the room I say man this just ain't for real True Christian Church of Texas Teaches aliens are the devil The Greys they tell a different story of humanity upon the brink Of ecological disaster they have come to save our asses.

We would fight for hippy chicks We would die for hippy chicks We would fight for hippy chicks We would die for hippy chicks We might stop and surf a bit But we would die for hippy chix We might stop and skate a bit But we would die for hippy chix.