Cable Car Theory Ten Minute Wrinkle Release Program Lyrics

Here it is, a technological breakthrough.
It'll make your teeth so much whiter.
It'll make your clothes so much nicer,
and your soul so much more accessible.
For the next ten minutes you're mine,
and for the rest of your life you're mine,
and with each breath you take you'll find you have sold your soul,
you've sold your soul in ways you just don't understand.
Here it is a technological breakthrough,
the ten minute wrinkle release program.
You can sell your soul if you want to
sell your soul as fast as you can.
For the next ten minutes you're mine,
and for the rest of you're life you're mine, and with each breath you take you'll find you've sold your soul.
You've sold your soul in ways you just don't understand.
We want your blood, we want it spilled on the pavement,
and the funny thing is how easy it is to get you to buy right in.
And you're seated right next to me behind this screen of convenience
dreaming about how one day you can spend the rest of your time
never setting foot outside your house
placing orders from the comfort of your vacuum cleaner shaped couch.
So here it is - the ten minute wrinkle release program.
And the funny thing is, how easy it is.