Bukshot Guinea Pig Lyrics

[Intro]Well, isn't this a treat? I wasn't expecting you quite so soon but I guess three years goes by quicker than you least expect it. Tonight is a very special night. I'm glad you've joined me for our little exhibition because tonight we are doing a case study on someone very interesting. Can you guess who? Hmm! Time's up! I'll go ahead and spoil the fun! Tonight we are studying you! That's right! You have been selected as tonight's guinea - mm hmm - special guest. We're doing a study on the psychological effects on the human brain after the host has been exposed to a traumatizing situation. So this won't last very long. Just sit back, strap in, close your eyes, and no matter what happens, just try to find your happy place in your mind and I'm sure everything will turn out just peachy for you. I really hope you survive this, and, oh, one last thing. Welcome to The Night of The Hellion!