Bryant Oden The Teacher Song Lyrics

[Verse 1]
My teacher didn't like it when my secret pet skunk got scared.
My teacher didn't like it when my secret pet skunk got scared.
S/he seems a little grumpy today,
But I like him/her anyway.
My teacher didn't like it when my secret pet skunk got scared,

[Chorus]
But I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
I know it's not easy; it takes a lot of patience and care.
Yeah, I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
Where would I be without him/her there?

Do do do do do do do do do.

[Verse 2]
My teacher didn't like it when I dropped my water balloon on his/her chair.
My teacher didn't like it when I dropped my water balloon on his/her chair.
S/he seems a little grumpy today,
But I like him/her anyway.
My teacher didn't like it when I dropped my water balloon on his/her chair.

[Chorus]
But I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
I know it's not easy; it takes a lot of patience and care.
Yeah, I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
Where would I be without him/her there?

Do do do do do do do do do. [Verse 3]
My teacher didn't like it when I lost all my show-and-tell snakes.
My teacher didn't like it when I lost all my show-and-tell snakes.
S/he seems a little grumpy today,
But I like him/her anyway.
My teacher didn't like it when I lost all my show-and-tell snakes.

My teacher didn't like it when I sharpened every one,
Of my thirty new pencils, though it was kind of fun.
My teacher didn't like it when I burped through my speech.
I wonder why now s/he keeps his/her soda out of reach.
My teacher didn't like it when I sneezed on his/her lunch.
I wonder why s/he really didn't eat a whole bunch,
Or when I gave him/her an apple then asked her to pay,
I wonder why s/he said s/he really needs a vaca--
--tion.

[Chorus]
But I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
I know it's not easy; it takes a lot of patience and care.
Yeah, I'm really glad s/he's my teacher.
Where would I be without him/her there?

Do do do do do do do do do.

Where would I be without him/her there?