Bryant Oden No One Ever Needs To Pee In Movies Lyrics

No one ever needs to pee in movies. Don't you think that's a little strange.
No one ever needs to pee in movies. You almost never see someone in bladder pain.
Not even when they're getting set for bedtime. Not even when they wake up after dawn.
No one ever needs to pee in movies. Makes you wonder what exactly's going on.

No one ever needs to pee in movies. Something just doesn't ring true.
No one ever needs to pee in movies and don't even get me started on number two!
Not even when they stop after a long drive. Not even when they're drinking in a bar.
No one ever needs to pee in movies and they never have to tune an old guitar.

Do do do do do do do do do do. Do do do do do do do do do.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
Don't even get me started on number two.
Not even when a couple's walking all night in a romantic city hand-in-hand.
No one ever needs to pee in movies. Urine trouble if you try to understand.

No one ever needs to pee in movies. You almost never hear a toilet flush.
No one ever needs to pee in movies and their hair is always perfect though they never have a brush.
Not even when a superhero's fighting the bad guys all day long.
No one ever needs to pee in movies. We can change it if we spread this little song.
No one ever needs to pee in movies. We can change it if we spread this little song.