Brunettes Polyester Meets Acetate Lyrics

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion forward
no first year mannequin
thrift shop chic pupil for arts over locker
she got flair and foresight

hicksville belle to a campus crush
for first year co-ed fun
Polyester meets acetate
cuts that will never date
a look to hook tomorrow's sap

she's a conquest in heels
so in touch with style and grace
when all the fools in school go ooo-ooo
I wish they would all go huff paint instead of making plays for her

she's a conquest in heels
subscriber to alternative press
when all the fools in school go ooo-ooo
Chomsky's her coffee shop date
I just wanna play for her

she's a conquest in heels
so in touch with style and grace
when all the fools in school go ooo-ooo
I wish they would all go huff paint
instead of making plays for her