Cos my mate's were all Gary Boys yeah 
Talking like geezers with too much gel in their hair 
What you wearing on your feet there son 
Is that Reebok or Nike 
No, it's Mark & Spencers bought by my mum 
Cos I was always the ugliest one of the bunch 
Sitting in the dining hall with double chips and beans for our lunch 
Watching all the pretty young things go by 
With their pikey gold jewellery and their skirts rolled up way too high 
Things don't change, no things don't change 
Cos there was this one pretty leader boy, they called him the king 
His name was Michael Jansen and he thought was in 
With his Nike Air Max and his Brylcream wax 
His parents really loved him 
But one day Mikey boy went too far 
He popped too many pills and took himself down to the pizza bar 
Hit the boy behind the counter with a stick 
Next thing he knew it was 18 months, in the nick 
Things don't change, no things don't change 
Oh this town is still the same 
Cos these Gary Boys yeah, really love their SRIs 
And really think they're something else 
Cos now times have changed and we've all come along 
But no these Gary Boys they can't move on 
Cos we've all left the White Lightening on the green 
And doing things in ditches that we probably shouldn't have been 
But when we come home to visit the boys are still in town 
Sit with their mums on a Sunday morning in their dressing gowns 
Things don't change, no things don't change 
Cos oh this town is still the same 
Cos these Gary Boys yeah, really love their Big Bore 4s 
And really think they're something else