Brojob The Incel Anthem Lyrics

I'll never understand why women deliberately choose to be with
f*ckbois and assholes instead of a nice guy like me
I open doors for the bitches, they don't even blow me kisses
I guess the only person who will suck my dick is me

I am a nice guy
So why won't you let me f*ck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I'm not and I'll f*cking kill you
I am a nice guy
So why won't you let me f*ck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I'm not and I'll rip you in two

My mom says I should get a job
But she knows I'm f*cking busy playing Xbox
Showering is a f*cking waste
Don't you know I got video games to play?

I'm not like other guys
Thеy're all after only one thing
I'm not a typical douchе-bag
So why don't you play with my dingaling?

I am a nice guy
So why won't you let me f*ck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I'm not and I'll f*cking kill you
I am a nice guy
So why won't you let me f*ck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I'm not and I'll rip you in two
My balls are huge
They're constantly a shade of blue
It's almost like none of these bitches or hoes have a motherf*cking clue of
All of the stress and the pain that they're forcing my balls and my dick and my Asshole to go through
I am so f*cking tired of explaining how I am a nice guy
All of you chads and you normies could never

Begin to understand the grievances of our penises
This is the incel anthem
Involuntarily celibate but I'm celebrating
I don't even know your name, I'm already masturbating
I hope you like bodybuilders, my right arm will be amazing
I know you don't know me but
This relationship is worth saving
You and your boyfriend should breakup
Doesn't he feel threatened by me?
When will you ever f*cking wake up
And realize that you should f*ck me
My dad says I smell like a skunk
But I just don't give a f*ck
How many times do I have to tell you that I don't need a job
You can't tell me what to do, you're not f*cking god
You put me in the friend-zone
All I want is in your end-zone
You're so beautiful I want to make you mine
But if you don't reply I'll end your f*cking life
I am a nice guy
So why won't you let me f*ck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I'm not and I'll f*cking kill you
I am a nice guy
So why won't you let me f*ck you?
I am a nice guy
Say I'm not and I'll rip you in two