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Brad Paisley Online Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.33/10 [3 votes]Album: 5th Gear / Original Release Date: 2007-06-19Genre: CountrySong Duration: 4 min 56 sec
Online
Brad Paisley
Brad Paisley
BRAD PAISLEY
- Online LyricsI work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I 5'3 and overweight
I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the mac
In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I 5'3 and overweight
I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the mac
In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Facts about Online
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Online is written by Brad Paisley, Charles Du Bois, John Lovelace.
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It is first released on June 19, 2007 as part of Brad Paisley's album "5th Gear" which includes 19 tracks in total. This song is the 2nd track on this album.
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When we delve into what the artist truly meant to convey, with its witty metaphor of transformed identity, Brad Paisley's 'Online' artfully dives into the depth of self-perception and escapism, contrasting the real-life persona with the online idealized one. The lyrics of Online primarily indicate feelings of empowerment, contemplation, happiness, negativity, and isolation. However, the song also draws the line between the virtual and the real world, particularly in regard to self-perception, identity, and escapism. The lyrics are grounded in mature themes like online personas and deceitful representations which could be a bit too much for the very young ones. The phrase 'three-way chat with two women' carries a hint of sexual innuendo that is really for the adults and not for the kids.
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Online falls under the genre Country.
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Online song length is 4 minutes and 56 seconds.
Who wrote Online lyrics?
Online is written by Brad Paisley, Charles Du Bois, John Lovelace.
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When was Online released?
It is first released on June 19, 2007 as part of Brad Paisley's album "5th Gear" which includes 19 tracks in total. This song is the 2nd track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind Online lyrics?
When we delve into what the artist truly meant to convey, with its witty metaphor of transformed identity, Brad Paisley's 'Online' artfully dives into the depth of self-perception and escapism, contrasting the real-life persona with the online idealized one. The lyrics of Online primarily indicate feelings of empowerment, contemplation, happiness, negativity, and isolation. However, the song also draws the line between the virtual and the real world, particularly in regard to self-perception, identity, and escapism. The lyrics are grounded in mature themes like online personas and deceitful representations which could be a bit too much for the very young ones. The phrase 'three-way chat with two women' carries a hint of sexual innuendo that is really for the adults and not for the kids.
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Which genre is Online?
Online falls under the genre Country.
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How long is the song Online?
Online song length is 4 minutes and 56 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Brad Paisley, Charles Du Bois, John Lovelace
Record Label(s): 2008 Sony Music Entertainment
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