Bottom Momma Said No Lyrics

I wanted to live in a land of the bottoms but
Momma said no
I wanted to dance in the bottomly fields but
Momma said noooooooooooo

She said noooooooooo
And now I can't goooooooo
to laugh in the land where
the bottoms run free

She said nooooo
And now my heart is soggy inside of me
Cos' i knooooooooooooow
I won/t ever knoooooooooooooow the joys the bums can give

So i sit in my room
With the music up loud
And i want to know
why

Theres a knock at the door
It's momma with my underwear
My bottom can't be free
Anymore

She said noooooooo
And now i can't gooooooooo
To the land where
The bottoms run freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee