Bordeaux Lip The Lobbyist Lyrics

[Old cigarette commercial]
Salem gives you a modern filter
Plus rich tabacco taste
Smoothed with menthol
Softened with fresh air
For Salem's special paper breathes in fresh air with every puff
To bring you Salem's air-softened taste

F-F-F-Forty-eight percent of the non-smokers
Suffer a lack of fresh air
The CCTV prevents burglary
It's a precautionary measure
And our pills haven't been proved not to work
Only not been proved to work yet
And if you've got another argument
Believe me, I know how to shirk it

I'm not right but you are wrong
And I could make 'em believe this
I'm not right but you are wrong
And I could make 'em believe this

F-F-F-Facts and figures can be disfigured
I'm the puppet-master, pleasure! And Daddy gave me a money-bag
So I can bend the truth at his leisure
If it seems like there's something in the water
I will use my soothing voice and
Reassure you that you don't need to worry
When in fact, you know, it's poison

I'm not right but you are wrong
And I could make 'em believe this
I'm not right but you are wrong
And I could make 'em believe this

Yes, I'm gonna make 'em believe this
I'm gonna make 'em believe this
Yes, I'm gonna make 'em believe this
I'm gonna make 'em believe this

I'm not right but you are wrong
And I could make 'em believe this

Yes, I'm gonna make 'em believe this
I'm gonna make 'em believe this
Yes, I'm gonna make 'em believe this
I'm gonna make 'em believe this