Bob Schneider Han Solo Lyrics

Woke up with glass in my eye
And gold in my heart
Girl, your eyes are like a nudie bar
Beautiful and dark
I'm messed up like a Chinese snowman
With a battle-ugly glow, man
Like diamonds when they hit the light
On the floor tonight

I'm your Chewbacca, you're my Han Solo
We got each other no matter where we go
Lost but together here in outer space
Laying our enemies to waste
Sitting around, getting high
Lana's singing, we were born to die

The sun was shining up in the wild blue
And you woke up in a good mood
Next thing I know you're off in Miami Hanging with the young dudes
I'm blind, but not to blind to see
I can see what's right in front of me
Love ain't like everybody says it is

The senator tried to steal you away
While I was working at the bank one day
You learn your lessons when you're supposed to
Life keeps coming
Life keeps coming through
I'm your Chewbacca, you're my Han Solo
We got each other no matter where we go
Lost but together here in outer space
Wiping the tears from each others' face
Sitting around, getting high
Lana's singing, we were born to die