Bob Schneider Goodwill Lyrics

Yeah you can take my money, put it in your pocket
Buy yourself some makeup, get lit up like a rocket
Glance back from the ceiling and float it off the front porch
Do it with the feeling, carry it with a soft torch
You never tell the truth when I ask about your day
But you say it's just my mind playing tricks I say "okay"
But I got a couple hunches etched up that you won't play
Got me waiting all night and all I need's a small taste but

Why you wanna jump down my throat
And make a nest in my heart
Treat me like an old coat
Wear me out and just leave me at the Goodwill
Sleeping, dreaming with my eyes still glistening, girl
Go on, I'm listening

The first one's always free, the last one's always too much
Man, you never call me, you know that I'm a soft touch
Got the invitation but the ?? well he done wronged me
Got a call from the president he said he liked it when he saw me
He said “meet me at the barge”, I had to take a quick pee
Then I got real sleepy, then took a nap inside my car
Babe we used to kick it truly, lovers like the best we do
But now we hardly ever, do we? Now we hardly ever, do we?
Why you wanna jump down my throat
And make a nest in my heart
Treat me like an old coat
Wear me out and just leave me at the Goodwill
Sleeping, dreaming with my eyes still glistening, girl
Go on, I'm listening

Don't you ever wonder what happened to the dinosaurs?
Don't you ever want to spend your life like we was before?
Don't want you want to try to dig a way out of this ditch?
And why you wanna be such a petulant baby?

When it comes to stock options I don't know what to think
Once you were my princess, one I was your king
Once I was a castle, once I was a dragon
Once it was a happy ending, I ain't bragging
But I love you truly no matter what the weather
But I can't do it all if you won't get it together
I can't save us both, this shore is much too rocky
If this loving was a sport it'd be hockey

Why you wanna jump down my throat
And make a nest in my heart
Treat me like an old coat
Wear me out and just leave me at the Goodwill
Sleeping, dreaming with my eyes still glistening, girl
Go on, I'm listening