Bob Rivers Heavin' On A Jet Plane Lyrics

Oh, my plane is packed, the service is slow

I'm thirty seats from the bathroom door

The stewardess wakes me up when she walks by

And the cabin is shakin' as we get airborn

My stomach's thinkin' we're hittin' a storm

Already I'm as green as kiwi-lime pie

So pass me some dramamine Quickly get away from me

Hold your nose and find another row

I'm heavin' on a jet plane

Bad meal is comin' back up again

Heavin' on a jet plane

Goes down and pops back up again

Heavin' on a jet plane

Oh no, I'm gonna yak again

Oh babe I hate to go YAK