Bob Ricci Every Other Time Lyrics

[Parody of "Every Other Time" by LFO]
I said forget about it
As I drive off away from the drive through
This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight
I said Bavarian Creme
But she's got a funny way of thinking I meant Eclair
I'd like to shove my Donut up her ass
And drive off with my finger in the air
Oh yeah
I order black, she gives me cream
Sometimes it's something in between
Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out
But then she just changes her mind
My juice is hot, my coffee's cold
Sometimes my donut's growing mold
This Dunkin Donut lady,
There's something wrong with her
It's every other time
Every other time
Sometimes I sit around thinking I could avoid aggravation
If I just pour myself some Rice Crispies
Or just toast up some Pop Tarts
But when I taste that Egg and Cheese
The muscles give out in my knees
And then my eyes they roll back in my head; nuff said
I think I'm hooked what can I do?
I give my order then drive through
But guaranteed when I pull up
It's not the way, uh-uh uh-uh, I ordered it
Sometimes it's black, sometimes it's cream
Sometimes it's something in between Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out
But then she just changes her mind
I never said I wanted Chai
Sometimes I swear I think she's high
This Dunkin Donut lady,
There's something wrong with her
It's every other time
Every other time
Every other time
Give it up homegirl, you should quit
You know and if you don't I think I'm sick of it
I'm gonna drive my car right off the lot
Cause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block
I said forget about it
As I drove off away from the drive through
This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight
I order black, she gives me cream
Sometimes it's something in between
Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out
But then she just changes her mind
My juice is hot, my coffee's cold
Sometimes my donut's growing mold
This Dunkin Donut lady,
There's something wrong with her
It's every other time
Every other time
Give it up homegirl, you should quit
You know and if you don't I think I'm sick of it
I'm gonna drive my car right off the lot
Cause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block