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Bo Burnham Rehab Center For Fictional Characters Lyrics
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Rehab Center For Fictional Cha
Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham
BO BURNHAM
- Rehab Center For Fictional Characters LyricsWell, hello everyone!
Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters.
Umm, alright.
Lets get right to it
Who wants to start us off?
How about you Chris??
Chris Cringle-
Umm, alright.
Hey, I'm Chris Cringle.
I'm a sex addict.
Hey i'm Santa Clause, i'm the king of snow.
I hate my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho.
She used to please me every day, then she made it clear that santa's only supposed to come once a year.
f*ckin Bitch.
Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff their stockings with my north pole...
(end)
...Okay Chris, thank you!
Alright, who wants to go next?
Patrick...frowny face!
Get up here.
Patrick O'Riley-
Alright.
I'm Patrick O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun.
You all doin' good?
Yeah, i'm not doing so good.
I had a wonderful life, with a healthy household,
and beatiful wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha.
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf.
Uh, now i drink all day and a part of me dies.
Cuz my wife is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys.
(end)
Tony the Tiger-
Hey I know them!
(end)
Oh, hey Tony.
Nice of you to show up.
Where were you last week?
Tony the Tiger-
I had some, uh...some stuff to take care of.
Hey, i'm Tony the tiger.
f*ck it.
I'll just sing it.
Every day I wake up, and I get to work late.
My boss says, 'hey, whats up?'
I say that i'm grrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit.
The kids they laugh, 'cause i'm a sensitive cat.
'Big p*ssy!'
I can't argue with that.
If another kid gives me frosted flakes,
I swear on my life...i'll eat his parents.
(end)
Okay Ton, thank you.
So thats everybody.
So lets just get down to it....
Oh, who are you?
Easter Bunny-
Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
I'm the easter bunny, hey i'm back!
Used to be funny now i'm hooked on crack.
Heaps of heroine ain't no joke, marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
COKE!
Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no attention span...
(end)
Okay, i'm just going to go and get him, alright?
Play nice please. I'll be right back.
Chris Cringle-
Hey pat did you hear? All my elves got sick.
I think they got herpes from some Irish chick.
Patrick O'Riley-
Mother f*cker...
What you laughin' Tony, huh?
Tony the Tiger-
'Cause it's funny!
Patrick O'Riley-
This is gettin rediculous.
Santa, Tony could you guys please stop?
Tony the Tiger-
Oh Snap!....crackle and pop.
haha, cuz they banged your wife.
Patrick O'Riley-
I'm getting out of here.
This is f*cking rediculous.
Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters.
Umm, alright.
Lets get right to it
Who wants to start us off?
How about you Chris??
Chris Cringle-
Umm, alright.
Hey, I'm Chris Cringle.
I'm a sex addict.
Hey i'm Santa Clause, i'm the king of snow.
I hate my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho.
She used to please me every day, then she made it clear that santa's only supposed to come once a year.
f*ckin Bitch.
Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff their stockings with my north pole...
(end)
...Okay Chris, thank you!
Alright, who wants to go next?
Patrick...frowny face!
Get up here.
Patrick O'Riley-
Alright.
I'm Patrick O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun.
You all doin' good?
Yeah, i'm not doing so good.
I had a wonderful life, with a healthy household,
and beatiful wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha.
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf.
Uh, now i drink all day and a part of me dies.
Cuz my wife is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys.
(end)
Tony the Tiger-
Hey I know them!
(end)
Oh, hey Tony.
Nice of you to show up.
Where were you last week?
Tony the Tiger-
I had some, uh...some stuff to take care of.
Hey, i'm Tony the tiger.
f*ck it.
I'll just sing it.
My boss says, 'hey, whats up?'
I say that i'm grrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit.
The kids they laugh, 'cause i'm a sensitive cat.
'Big p*ssy!'
I can't argue with that.
If another kid gives me frosted flakes,
I swear on my life...i'll eat his parents.
(end)
Okay Ton, thank you.
So thats everybody.
So lets just get down to it....
Oh, who are you?
Easter Bunny-
Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
I'm the easter bunny, hey i'm back!
Used to be funny now i'm hooked on crack.
Heaps of heroine ain't no joke, marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
COKE!
Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no attention span...
(end)
Okay, i'm just going to go and get him, alright?
Play nice please. I'll be right back.
Chris Cringle-
Hey pat did you hear? All my elves got sick.
I think they got herpes from some Irish chick.
Patrick O'Riley-
Mother f*cker...
What you laughin' Tony, huh?
Tony the Tiger-
'Cause it's funny!
Patrick O'Riley-
This is gettin rediculous.
Santa, Tony could you guys please stop?
Tony the Tiger-
Oh Snap!....crackle and pop.
haha, cuz they banged your wife.
Patrick O'Riley-
I'm getting out of here.
This is f*cking rediculous.
Facts about Rehab Center For Fictional Characters
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Rehab Center For Fictional Characters is written and performed by Bo Burnham.
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It is first released on March 10, 2009 as part of Bo Burnham's album "Bo Burnham" which includes 13 tracks in total. This song is the 10th track on this album.
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When we explore how the lyrics were meant to make us feel, the track 'Rehab Center for Fictional Characters' from Bo Burnham's album is quite a funny representation of Santa Claus, leprechaun, Tony the Tiger, and the Easter Bunny, amongst the usual rehab patients, and sharing their addiction stories with a great pile of trees. By means of these exaggerated tales, the song highlights addiction and personal issues, etc, and mocks society, characters and their darker sides, using laughter to reveal the aforementioned themes, which are present in lesser amounts, though, like substance abuse, infidelity, and social pressure. The lyrics of the fictional characters' rehab center primarily bring forward the despair, angst, anger, social commentary, and heartbreak. Simultaneously, the song points out the significance of addiction and escapism as well as failed relationships and discontent alongside frustration. The lyrics include mature content, profanity as well as references to drugs and sex, which makes it impermissible for children under 17 to listen without parental supervision.
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Rehab Center For Fictional Characters falls under the genre Comedy.
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Rehab Center For Fictional Characters is produced by Bo Burnham.
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Rehab Center For Fictional Characters song length is 3 minutes and 19 seconds.
Who wrote Rehab Center For Fictional Characters lyrics?
Rehab Center For Fictional Characters is written and performed by Bo Burnham.
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When was Rehab Center For Fictional Characters released?
It is first released on March 10, 2009 as part of Bo Burnham's album "Bo Burnham" which includes 13 tracks in total. This song is the 10th track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind Rehab Center For Fictional Characters lyrics?
When we explore how the lyrics were meant to make us feel, the track 'Rehab Center for Fictional Characters' from Bo Burnham's album is quite a funny representation of Santa Claus, leprechaun, Tony the Tiger, and the Easter Bunny, amongst the usual rehab patients, and sharing their addiction stories with a great pile of trees. By means of these exaggerated tales, the song highlights addiction and personal issues, etc, and mocks society, characters and their darker sides, using laughter to reveal the aforementioned themes, which are present in lesser amounts, though, like substance abuse, infidelity, and social pressure. The lyrics of the fictional characters' rehab center primarily bring forward the despair, angst, anger, social commentary, and heartbreak. Simultaneously, the song points out the significance of addiction and escapism as well as failed relationships and discontent alongside frustration. The lyrics include mature content, profanity as well as references to drugs and sex, which makes it impermissible for children under 17 to listen without parental supervision.
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Which genre is Rehab Center For Fictional Characters?
Rehab Center For Fictional Characters falls under the genre Comedy.
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Who produced Rehab Center For Fictional Characters?
Rehab Center For Fictional Characters is produced by Bo Burnham.
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How long is the song Rehab Center For Fictional Characters?
Rehab Center For Fictional Characters song length is 3 minutes and 19 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Bo Burnham
Record Label(s): 2009 Comedy Central Records
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