High School Party (girl) Lyrics

High School party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin’ on beer
I like soda, where’s the soda
Am I the only f*cking person here that likes soda
I see you from across the crowd
I said the party is bumpin’ and the music is loud
You’re really drunk and you’re looking sad
It’s like a date rape ad

Girl, then we start to dance and
Girl, baby this is romance
Girl, I’m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I
wear sweat pants
Girl, you’re bodies like what
conjunction junction, that’s a fine ass butt
I’m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin’
‘til you get to the nut

And I said
Let’s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block
Either way girl, we’re taking a walk(wok) You’re gonna love me the way my uncle did
Except you’re not gonna to go to court for doin’ it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way, I said you’re giving me head
I’m gonna love you the right way
Shawty with a body looking hotty when I say

When I say girl

We go into the bedroom, exchanging nervous laughter Why’s it called dry humping if I always need a towel
You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that
never healed
Even though you’re yellin for me, I can tell your lips
are sealed
We’re both aware of my erection
You ask if I have protection
I say Well um no...I mean I tried to buy em once I was in
a convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had
to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I
peed myself a little bit


Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm
Fill you with my syllogism
I know your body and I know how to please ya
Don’t thank me, thank wikipedia
Guys don’t go down, well I am-
What the f*ck is that, I should have brought my diagram
Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess
Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad

High school party, senior year
None of that happened cause I wasn’t invited…hm

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Jw May 4, 2010-6:59

Right after the sneeze he says im allergic to one type of cat and after lips are sealed he says ive been around
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