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Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 6.50/10 [4 votes]Album: Hooray for Boobies / Original Release Date: 1999-10-04Genre: RockSong Duration: 5 min 37 sec
BLOODHOUND GANG
- A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying Lyrics / with translationsI was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Facts about A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying is written by James M. Franks.
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It is first released on October 04, 1999 as part of Bloodhound Gang's album "Hooray for Boobies" which includes 30 tracks in total. This song is the 15th track on this album.
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When it comes to the meaning of the lyrics, criticism of the adult entertainment industry, its objectification and exploitation, is the main theme of Bloodhound Gang’s song, which uses dark humor and creepy imagery to illustrate the desperation and moral decay on both sides of the interaction. The line ‘A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying’ mostly illustrates the feelings of angst, heartbreak, reflection, despair, and solitude. Moreover, the song points out the necessity of desperation and loneliness, exploitative relationships, and moral ambiguity. The lyrics are filled with explicit and extremely sexual content, such as references to sexual acts, violence, and disturbing imagery, which are absolutely not appropriate for any audience below 18 years old.
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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying falls under the genre Rock.
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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying song length is 5 minutes and 37 seconds.
Who wrote A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics?
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying is written by James M. Franks.
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When was A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying released?
It is first released on October 04, 1999 as part of Bloodhound Gang's album "Hooray for Boobies" which includes 30 tracks in total. This song is the 15th track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics?
When it comes to the meaning of the lyrics, criticism of the adult entertainment industry, its objectification and exploitation, is the main theme of Bloodhound Gang’s song, which uses dark humor and creepy imagery to illustrate the desperation and moral decay on both sides of the interaction. The line ‘A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying’ mostly illustrates the feelings of angst, heartbreak, reflection, despair, and solitude. Moreover, the song points out the necessity of desperation and loneliness, exploitative relationships, and moral ambiguity. The lyrics are filled with explicit and extremely sexual content, such as references to sexual acts, violence, and disturbing imagery, which are absolutely not appropriate for any audience below 18 years old.
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Which genre is A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying?
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying falls under the genre Rock.
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How long is the song A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying?
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying song length is 5 minutes and 37 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): James M. FranksRecord Label(s): A Geffen Records release 1999 UMG Recordings, Inc
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